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Famous Horror Couples: Our Favorite Scary Sweethearts

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Ahhh, can you feel that deliciously dreadful tingle running down your spine? The kind that comes from bearing witness to two demented souls joined in an ungodly, profane union? Love has a way of warping even the most innocent of hearts into something…wicked. Dangerous. Unhinged.

But for the big screen’s most iconic horror couples, insanity isn’t some byproduct of passion – it’s the very language they speak. The twisted poetry that fuels the sickening bonds we often encounter in our favorite horror films.

From the ghostly gothic allure of the Addams Family matriarch and patriarch to the slasher psychopaths who haunt the streets of Woodsboro, these terrifying twosomes have slashed their way into the very fabric of the horror genre. They are the deliriously unwell, the wonderfully warped – the beating, bloodied hearts pumping perverse life into our fear-laced obsessions.

All this rambling begs the question: Just who are the best horror movie couples? To find out, I implore you to extinguish the lights and prepare your soul, and mind, to be warped. It’s time to indulge in some delightfully deranged Valentine’s Day couple’s therapy, courtesy of 40 of the big screen’s most delightfully disturbing lovebirds. We’re going to peel back the oozing layers of their unholy infatuations one demonic duo at a time. Just try to ignore that scratching from the closet…

40. Erin Greene and Curt Vaughan (You’re Next)

Nothing kills the mood quite like your new lover’s deranged family crashing date night with a crossbow and barbwire traps galore. Erin and Curt’s romantic getaway really took an axe to the face.

39. Josh and Renai Lambert (Insidious: Chapter 2) 

In the realm of paranormal shenanigans, it helps to have a partner equally adept at dealing with malicious spirits and astral plane shenanigans. This ghost-battling duo gave new meaning to the term “sleep paralysis.”

38. Claudia and Louis (Interview with the Vampire) 

A centuries-old vampire inhabiting the immortal body of a child is disturbing enough. Her devilish flirtations with fellow bloodsucker Louis blurred so many lines, it left us all thoroughly uncomfortable. So…kudos?

37. Barnabas Collins and Angelique Bouchard (Dark Shadows)

Boy meets girl, girl goes gaga for boy’s dapper dashingness and rich boy flair. Only hitch? She’s a mean green witchy machine! And rewards Barnabas’ fickle nature with a vampiric curse. Throw in a bout of supernatural rage-sex, and you’ve gotbone of the most volatile couples in this list. Now THAT’S le madcap amour!

36. Beverley Marsh and Ben Hanscomb (IT)

Bev, the fiery-haired beauty with a penchant for poetry and a killer aim with a slingshot, found her perfect match in the adorably chubby and bookish Ben. What started as a childhood crush blossomed into a romance for the ages, with Ben’s poetic declarations of love winning over Beverly’s heart. Together, they faced their fears, defeated a demonic clown, and proved that losers can indeed become winners in the game of love.

35. Charley Brewster and Amy Peterson (Fright Night 1985) 

Shacking up with your new girlfriend is already stressful enough without having a bloodthirsty vampire take up residence next door and develop a creepy obsession. Charley’s romantic woes were definitely a horror show. Yet even amidst all the blood and murder his and Amy’s love story survived, and I was rooting for them all the way.

34. Larry Talbot and Gwen Conliffe (The Wolf Man, 1941)

Larry Talbot, the prodigal son with a penchant for astronomy and a newly acquired taste for rare meat, found himself bewitched by the charms of Gwen Conliffe, the village’s most fetching antique dealer. Though Gwen was already betrothed to another, Larry’s persistent (and sometimes borderline creepy) advances eventually won her over, proving that even a man cursed with lycanthropy can find love. Together they faced the perils of full moons, silver-handled canes, and nosy villagers, in a romance that was anything but a walk in the park on a moonlit night.

33. Eliza and the Amphibian Man (The Shape of Water)

Elisa, the mute maiden with a heart of gold and a penchant for hard-boiled eggs, found her perfect match in the most unlikely of places – a top-secret government lab housing an alluring manphibian. Their love story, a damp and daring tale of interspecies romance, blossomed amidst the cold war era cloak-and-dagger, proving that sometimes you have to dive deep to find your soulmate.

32. Red Miller and Mandy Bloom (Mandy)

Red, a lumberjack with a talent for forging battle axes and chugging cheddar goblin, found his soulmate in the ethereal Mandy, whose loves included crafting fantastical art and reciting lines from pulpy fantasy novels. This groovy couple carved out a psychedelic paradise in the Shadow Mountains, until a roving cult of crazies shattered their bliss by turning Mandy into a human barbecue in front of her devastated lumberhunk. Thus began Red’s mind-bending, skull-crushing quest ifor vengeance, fueled by the lingering spirit of his smoldering (pardon the pun) hot wife.

31. Dr. Phibes and Vulnavia (The Abominable Dr. Phibes)

The dapper but disfigured Dr. Phibes found his perfect partner in crime with the ravishing yet mute Vulnavia, whose beauty was only matched by her penchant for creative murder. This delightfully deranged duo took their artistic talents to ghastly new heights, orchestrating a symphony of death inspired by biblical plagues that would make even Moses gape.

30. Kristen Parker and Rick Johnson (A Nightmare on Elm Street 4)

As if high school wasn’t grueling enough, poor Kristen and Rick had to contend with the dream-stalking antics of Freddy Krueger too. Totally killed their prom night vibe. At least their love burned brightly, but all too briefly, if you catch my meaning.

29. Laurie Strode and Jimmy Lloyd (Halloween II)

Young love hit a bit of a roadblock when Laurie’s psychotic brother Michael Myers decided to crash their romantic proceedings with his signature brand of knifework and heavy breathing. Definitely put a damper on their first time.

28. Carrie White and Tommy Ross (Carrie)

All Carrie wanted was to go to prom, get anointed queen alongside her dashing date Tommy, and revel in high school hallmark like any regular teenage girl. Instead, she got doused in pig’s blood and accidentally committed a mass telekinetic murder spree. Oops?

27. Rosemary and Guy Woodhouse (Rosemary’s Baby)

Desperately coveting a child of their own, Rosemary and Guy got in way over their heads with the whole Satanic cult thing. I imagine raising the Antichrist put a bit of strain on their marriage down the line.

26. Ripley and Hicks (Aliens)

No first names here, folks, nope! In the Colonian Marines they never use ’em! And when your meet-cute involves incinerating a rampaging xenomorph queen while narrowly escaping with your lives, you know sparks were destined to fly no matter whether you knew your paramour’s first name or not. Ripley and Hicks’ ordeal on LV-426 redefined the term “bonding experience.”

25. Candyman and Helen Lyle (Candyman)

A brilliant scholar who unwittingly resurrected an urban legend entity with grave supernatural beef and a lust for gory violence? Talk about a rollercoaster romance. At least they got their thrills, kinky as they probably were.

24. Freddy Krueger and Nancy Thompson (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

Look, we all have baggage from our childhood. But poor Nancy got stuck unpacking the LITERAL personification of every adolescent fear imaginable in the charred, wisecracking form of Fred Krueger. Talk about toxicity. While not a romantic couple in the least, there was the grotesque feeling (on Freddy’s Part) that he wanted to take their relationship to the next level. And that’s what made the horror of it all even worse.

23. Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

Murdering folks en masse is one thing. But Mrs. Lovett took her intimacy with the Demon Barber to gut-wrenching new heights by baking their victims into meat pies. Now THAT’S a way to a man’s heart. The iconic portrayal of Todd by Johnny Depp remains underappreciated in lieue of Depp’s more popular roles, but rest assured, his other characters will appear further down on this list soon enough.

22. Chucky and Tiffany (The Bride of Chucky/The Child’s Play franchise)

They proved once and for all that even demonic dolls with foul mouths and penchants for chainsaws can find true love in this cruel, cruel world. Their bloody courtship was literally a killer.

21. David Kessler and Nurse Alex Price (An American Werewolf in London)

Few horror duos have left such a bloody imprint as the doomed David and his lover Alex Price from An American Werewolf in London. Their short-lived romantice took an enormously hairy turn when David transformed into his ravenous lycanthropic self, unleashing unimaginable savagery upon his beloved nurse’s home city. Cementing their place as one of the genre’s most tragically iconic couples, their bond was quite literally blown to bloody shreds – serving as a profound reminder that young love’s throes are best enjoyed…werewolf-free.

20. Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling (The Silence of the Lambs)

I can already smell the fava beans and nice Chianti. This strange duo took us down one of the most psychologically taut cat-and-mouse games ever captured on film. Of course, leave it to the suave Dr. Lecter to blur the lines between cerebral seduction and pure, unbridled savagery. Though not by any means a romantic couple, they shared a psychological connection that was horrifyingly noticeable.

19. Sally and Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

The Pumpkin King and his rag doll queen gave new meaning to the phrase “till death do us part.” In their ghoulishly charming world of Halloween Town, visions of scorpions and decapitated reindeer danced in their heads as romantic gestures. Now that’s commitment.

18. Brad Majors and Janet Weiss (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

A couple of sexually-repressed squares wandered into Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s den of kink and emerged as unapologetic celebrants of “the sado-masochistic underground.” By morning, the virginal Brad and Janet were unrecognizable, strutting in fishnet stockings and corsets. Ah, young love.

17. Edward Scissorhands and Kim Boggs (Edward Scissorhands)

In this bittersweet suburban fairy tale, the synthetic man with razors for fingers (played brilliantly by Johnny Depp, who appears on this list a third time) carved his way into the heart of his beloved Kim (Winona Ryder) with his gentle soul and artistic talents. Because what’s more romantic than a partner who can give you an immaculate topiary trim and dazzling haircut?

16. Louis de Pointe du Lac and Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)

A twisted tale of sire and fledgling, mentor and protégé, eternal love and unholy bloodlust. This pair of insatiable immortals seduced their way through centuries, locked in an all-consuming obsession of equal parts rapture and damnation.

15. Seymour and Audrey I & II (Little Shop of Horrors)

Here’s an extreme example of a garden enthusiast enabling his plant-partner’s bad habits, while simultaneously trying to score with the girl who inspired the murderous flora’s name. Seymour took the term “feed me” to horrific new heights by systematically hacking up humans as plant food to keep Audrey I safe and to satisfy Audrey II’s cravings. Now they’re living it up somewhere that’s green, but be wary of what lurks behind their begonias…

14. Michael Emerson and Star (The Lost Boys)

Who could resist the vampiric allure brewing between them on screen? Not me, that’s for sure. From the moment Michael spotted Star dancing on the boardwalk, their forbidden love burned bike rubber through Santa Carla, the murder capital of the world. A truly tragic love story that threatened to consume Michael’s very soul, but ultimately one with a much-deserved happy ending.

13. Ash and Linda (The Evil Dead)

Linda gave new meaning to the term “codependent relationship” when demonic forces warped her into a sadistic Deadite. Unfortunately for our hapless hero Ash, lopping off her possessed noggin with a shovel was the only way to end their torrid love affair.

12. Micah Sloat and Katie Featherston (Paranormal Activity)

Okay, so their domestic issues went way beyond the usual bickering over leaving the toilet seat up. Once a malicious supernatural entity invaded their home, things spiraled into an endless night of projectile vomiting, bone-breaking, and potential eternal damnation.

11. Oskar and Eli (Let the Right One In)

Yes, their relationship was kinda sweet, if you suspend your disbelief about the whole “immortal vampire preying on innocent villagers” thing. But watching a centuries-old adolescent beast develop her first childhood crush? Now that’s a horror story on par with Jaws.

10. Jonathan and Mina Harker & Count Dracula (Bram Stoker’s Dracula)

Putting the “ick” in “menage a trois,” this twisted love triangle took obsession to feverish, vampiric heights. While Jonathan and Mina were busy reveling in wedded bliss, the dark prince Dracula was hellbent on stealing Mina’s virtuous essence for himself. Some honeymoons are racier than others. As a side note, this is the second Winona Ryder character on our list. I guess, much like Johnny Depp, she just naturally excels in romantic horror roles.

9. Seth Brundle and Veronica Quaife (The Fly)

What started as a quirky romance between an eccentric scientist and a sassy reporter took a vomit-inducing turn. Let’s just say Brundle’s teleportation experiments did NOT go as planned, and by the end, poor Veronica’s beau was an unholy genetic mix of man and insect. Gooey, disturbing, and not at all the kind of “creature feature” she signed up for.

8. Billy Loomis and Sidney Prescott (Scream)

The ’90s gave us plenty of #CoupleGoals…if your idea of goals involves a boyfriend who’s secretly a psychopathic serial killer desperate to become a real-life horror movie icon. In Billy’s words as he terrorized Sidney: “This is really going to put us in the mood, baby!”

7. The Monster and The Monster’s Bride (Bride of Frankenstein)

Frankenstein’s Monster was the original thirst trap, sculpted from an assortment of ill-fitting body parts yet somehow oozing tragic charisma. His molten chemistry with the ultimate goth GF proved that against all odds, even a reanimated corpse can find its soulmate among the living dead.

6. Jack and Wendy Torrance (The Shining)

“Heeere’s Johnny!” A line that will forever chill your soul and ruin all future trips to quaint mountain resorts. Jack Torrance’s descent into a murderous frenzy made the Overlook Hotel staff quarters the last place you’d want to spend a romantic weekend getaway with your psychotic, axe-wielding hubby. This is the kind of relationship that requires one to tread lightly… and wield a big baseball bat (or, in the husband’s case, a roque mallet, if he’s a fan of the novel).

5. Ed and Lorraine Warren (The Conjuring)

Sure, fighting evil spirits isn’t your typical date night activity. But this demonologist power couple had a love that could exorcise the most harrowing of paranormal entities. Honestly, just watching them hold hands beside the Annabelle doll’s glass case makes my heart flutter in the creepiest of ways. It also features my favorite modern horror actress Vera Farmiga, so you can bet I’d rank them high up on the list.

4. Barbara and Adam Maitland (Beetlejuice)

Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean your marriage has to suffer, right? This haunting pair quickly realized that the atrocities of the Deetz family were a far worse fate than an eternity together in the afterlife. Their delightfully grotesque bond thrived on more than spiritual planes.

3. Evelyn and Lee Abbott (A Quiet Place)

In a terrifyingly silent world where floorboards creak with abandon, it’s hard to imagine two lovebirds pulling off such quiet romantic moments. But the Abbotts managed to keep their marriage alive and kicking (well, tiptoeing) even while dodging those pesky motion-sensing aliens hellbent on eliminating all noise.

2. Gale Weathers and Dewey Riley (Scream franchise)

From reporting on the grisly Woodsboro murders to dodging Ghostface’s blade themselves, Gale and Dewey were a true power couple of the slasher genre. Their knack for survival (and their professions) no doubt prepared them for the bloodbath to come, even as their unrelenting connection persevered. Gale and Dewey, I wanted them to be together always, on screen and off. Sadly, nothing lasts forever, does it?

1. Morticia Addams and Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Is there a more iconic duo of amorous ghouls than the Addams family patriarchs? From Gomez’s ardor for Morticia’s deadly morning bouquet to their darkly passionate tangos and games of “Swords Into Stomachs,” these two proved that eternal love can bloom – nay, thrive – even in the most grotesque, death-worshipping of habitats. Their love was often strengthened and accentuated by sheperding family members far weirder, and far more dangerous, than they themselves are. They thrived in this chaos, and their love eternally blooms amidst this madness, to the delight of us all. This is why they garner The Longbox of Darkness’ vote for the greatest of all horror movie couples.

The Wrap-Up

And there you have it, my freakishly romantic friends – a cornucopia of the greatest, most twisted horror love stories to ever grip the silver screen in their icy clutches. Whether tragic, forbidden, or just downright depraved, these deliriously unhinged couples have an unshakable allure that keeps calling us back into the shadowy depths.

Because at the end of the day (or everlasting night cycle), who among us doesn’t secretly dream of finding our other blood-soaked half? That perfectly imperfect companion to join us in an eternally haunting ballet of chaos, carnal obsession, and fireworks-laden carnage? It’s a testament to the tenacity of the human spirit that even when faced with the most unholy of evils, the demented heart wants what it sordidly craves.

So allow me to leave you with one final warning: beware the siren song of horror’s most dangerous cupids. Once you’ve tasted their intoxicating auras, felt the icy breath of their affections on the back of your neck, their bloody fingerprints will linger forever – staining that deepest, darkest crevice you call a soul.

But for a connoisseur of fear like yourself, what’s not to perversely revel in about that eternal brand of spiritual torment? The oozing, pus-filled hearts of horror’s macabre lovebirds await to whisk you away into their profane embrace. All you have to do is open the door, and surrender yourself to the sweetest of nightmares.

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2 Comments

  • James Viscosi

    Ooh, this is a great list ― plenty of my favorites in here! I was especially tickled to see Charley & Amy from “Fright Night” (during Amy’s vampire period, boy, does she fight dirty) and David & Alex from “An American Werewolf in London”. I suppose David & Jack don’t count as sweethearts but they were my other favorite pair from that movie … 😁

    • Herm

      Thanks for reading, James! I briefly considered including Amy and Jerry Dandrige on the list, but didn’t want to break Charley’s heart. And David and Jack are a great couple; I could have easily included them, since I have some non-romantic mentions on the list – maybe I’ll update it

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